- More people have been on the Moon than on the bottom of the deepest point in our deepest ocean.
- There is always a lifeguard at Olympic swimming events.
- November 2, 2000 was the last day humans all lived together on planet Earth. Since that day there has always been at least one person on the International Space Station.
- If you put your finger in your ear and wiggle it up and down, it sounds like a Pac-Man game.
- Maybe plants are really farming us; giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch, which they can consume.
- ‘Coffee flavored water’ doesn’t sound good but that’s what coffee is. Much like it’s cousin, leaf soup, or ‘tea’.
- If aliens come to earth, we may have to explain why we made so many movies about fighting and killing them.
- People are more likely to agree with a statement written in Baskerville than any other font.
- Punishment for honesty is what makes some people lie.
- You won’t know if it you meet a genuine ninja. The black uniform comes out of fiction and folklore; real ninjas wear whatever helps them blend in.
- Cassette tapes had a Side A and Side B… so it makes sense that they evolved into CDs.
- Forty percent of the people reading this just put a finger in their ear.
- When you say ‘Forward’ or ‘Back’, your lips move in those directions.
- When you call a company to cancel your service and they offer you a big discount to stay, they’re just admitting they were overcharging you.
- My car can surf the web, link to my phone, play multiple DVDs, and show me exactly where I am on the planet. But I still have to pay someone a fortune to tell me why the “Check Engine” light is on.
- If you drive north long enough, you will eventually be driving south. If you drive east, you’ll go east forever.
- This year, I resolve to start writing 2021 on my checks.
- Cars will soon drive themselves and traffic will be controlled through AI. AI realizes cars are more efficient when in slipstream. AI connects cars in a line to minimize drag. We’re back to traveling by train.
- I resolve not to throw my alarm clock when it doesn’t work properly. Also when it does work properly.