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Tag: satire

Poppy Talks: What We’ve Got Here is a Failure to… Cucumber

April 2, 2026 AnnMarie Kennon

Last month I voted on a very long ballot that appeared to be mostly judges. Knowing Texas recently added the…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: aunt bee pickles, gardening humor, PoppyTalks, satire

Poppy Talks: The Calendar I Actually Live By

March 3, 2026 AnnMarie Kennon

I am terrible with years. Ask me what happened in 2013 and I’ll stare at you like you’ve asked for my…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: mom timing, satire, seasons of life

Poppy Talks: Home, Heroes, and Hearts

February 2, 2026 AnnMarie Kennon

February used to mean something different. Happy birthday, Abraham Lincoln—who told the truth even when it was wildly inconvenient, and…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: black history month, february thoughts, galentines, presidents' day, satire, valentines

Poppy Talks: Cabin Fever Season

January 2, 2026 AnnMarie Kennon

Winter does something to me. Not in the magical Hallmark way where I suddenly rediscover the joy of peppermint cocoa…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: bad advertising, satire, television ads, winter blues

Poppy Talks: Security Theater No One Asked For

November 3, 2025 AnnMarie Kennon

Poppy is excited about seeing family this year because nothing says “holiday spirit” like undressing in public for the TSA.…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: air travel, holiday travel, satire, security satire, thanksgiving

Poppy Talks: “Participation Trophies” of Adulthood

October 2, 2025 AnnMarie Kennon

Apparently adulthood has its own participation trophy system, and it’s called customer satisfaction surveys. They slip into your inbox or…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: customer surveys, job reviews, participation trophies, pest control, satire

My Name is Poppy and I’m a Digital Hoarder

September 3, 2025 AnnMarie Kennon

School started last month for most of us—my family included. My son is in the 10th grade now, which sounds…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: digital hoarding, modern moms, new computer stress, observational humor, satire

Poppy Talks: Same Calories, Less Adventure

August 15, 2025 AnnMarie Kennon

Dogs are still living their ancestral life—no boutique fitness apps, no $8 protein shakes, no self-consciousness about what their “summer…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: dog days, dogs' life, poppy talks, satire

Poppy Talks: Poppy’s Linguistic Revolution

July 7, 2025 AnnMarie Kennon

To celebrate the almost-semi-quincentennial birthday  (yes, that is the correct word), of the greatest country ever, and as a fairly…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: Independence Day satire, poppy talks, satire, semantics

Poppy Talks: Guest Dad Commentary • “Poppa Talks” Vacation Planning

June 2, 2025 AnnMarie Kennon

Poppy is handing over the keys—figuratively, of course, because he insists on driving—to the dad in the house we’ll affectionately…

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Posted in: Columns, Poppy Talks Filed under: fathers' day, poppy talks, satire, vacation planning

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